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Our logo is a Solomon's Knot; to quote Wikipedia Dot Com¹:

> Solomon's knot (Latin: sigillum Salomonis, literally 'Solomon's seal') is a traditional decorative motif used since ancient times, and found in many cultures...

Also from that Wikipedia article:

> Because of religious connections, the knot is sometimes designated the all-faith symbol of faith, but, at the same time, it appears in many places as a valued secular symbol of prestige, importance, beauty.

I grew up in a Christian tradition and I rejected it before I even hit my teens. It's thus weird to be a reverend of anything, but here I am. And I think, an interfaith but fundamentally agnostic approach of understanding the hedonics driving our behaviours as a modern species is about as much religion as I'd ever want here.

In the rules I explicitly ask we don't discuss politics here. I talk about politics over on, but this is a church, not a pub. Please put differences aside and be good to each other in this space.

(That all said, nazis and TERFs can go fuck themselves. :party_heart: )


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Taking me forever to do an post, huh??

I'm Andi N. Fiziks, the reverend/moderator of the London FETISHꚚCHURCH instance, as well as maintainer of the entire FETISHꚚCHURCH technical infrastructure. If you want to get involved, please drop me a line!

I'm a blonde caucasian 6'3 transfemme nonbinary person living in central London (I prefer she/her pronouns but I won't be upset if referred to with they/them), I did photography for The Way Out Club and Roma when those were running, some of which is online at — hope to get back to that in the coming months, as well as maybe a few other venues! I really like the colour greenyellow () and tend to use it excessively, along with green hearts 💚 💚

Other hearts I love: :party_heart:

In terms of fet stuff I'm very switch in general, depending on partner. With men I'm always sub/bottom, though I'm often a fair bit more dominant with women and enbyfolk (though there are definitely exceptions). BDSM Test results at

I have one of my partners, @AnticsOfAnna, on here and we film stuff together occasionally. Check out her birbsite for some content, though we'll eventually post much of that here:

I have one other transfemme nonbinary partner (who I live with but doesn't really like social media so isn't on here, at least yet) and a few other play friends I meet with occasionally. I'm generally pretty Relationship Anarchy and define as pansexual, though typically my interest is mainly towards femme people.

This is my fet-y account, so I'll probably post way more lewd content here. For terrible takes and teenage-level angst, follow my other account, @andi.

:party_heart: :party_heart: :party_heart:

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BDSM Test Results 

I take this semi-annually, these are the results from 2020-06-07. I should really redo it... :party_heart:

== Results from ==
100% Switch
100% Experimentalist
100% Non-monogamist
91% Voyeur
91% Exhibitionist
88% Rope bunny
75% Primal (Prey)
75% Pet
72% Masochist
68% Degradee
63% Submissive
62% Sadist
62% Rigger
60% Primal (Hunter)
56% Dominant
47% Degrader
46% Brat tamer
44% Owner
44% Slave
43% Daddy/Mommy
41% Master/Mistress
32% Boy/Girl
18% Vanilla
10% Brat
6% Ageplayer

I feel so sorry for straight couples who can't thirst over scruff randos together

Ad: seeking a GIMP gimp 

Seeking quality photo editing submissive, must be good with Adobe Lightroom CC. Apply in my DMs.

Holy fucking shitballs do I need to describe the 90s sitcom-esque calamity that just befell me.

Relevant to any furry in the queer community who use apps like Grindr, this is a must read. Grindr sells your data to whoever which can mean you'll be outed to your employer or potentially the government. Bad outcomes if either is hostile to queer community.

poll intended for kinksters 

if given the opportunity, would you live kink as a lifestyle?

feel free to explain why or why not, im curious for ppl’s reasoning.

We need more cute people in crop tops. Im certain that would only have positive outcomes.

They added a pod in rimworld called the Biosculpter Pod that can either:

  • Heal old wounds
  • Reverse ageing
  • Or Give Pleasure

the fucking pod jacks you off for FIVE DAYS

disaster femme pro tip: glitter nail polish is the easiest kind to patch chips in without it looking absolutely horrible

We'll be making visuals live for the next 4 hours over two techno DJ sets!

Check out our streaming at​

Reminder about our visuals: flashing images, all sorts of #psychedelic sorceries and lots of colorful sexual content including #queer #porn

Another genderless insult you can use in a rap battle 


Lewd | kink adjacent 

Someday I want like a whole collection of collars and leashes so when I plan on taking my "pets" for a walk we'll have plenty of cute options

cool so a police raid on an adult video store just arrested eight men on Maryland's unconstitutional sodomy laws.

"indecent exposure" for consensual sex in a locked room

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🔞 London fetish community Mastodon server, running Hometown. Contact our street team for an invite.

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