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#fediblock mastodonapp.uk
- brand new instance that picked up shitloads of users immediately
- poorly moderated terf-island shit
- union jack logo (come on)
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keep mastodon weird
[scrolls through the tl]
okay, that's too weird, maybe dial it back a little bit
there's something extremely funny that is bdsm related but i cannot share it here because we have a no politics rule
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nsfw
why yes i did spend the evening in a maid outfit and yes i did have my web cam on for some reason
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saddened but not surprised to hear that Switter is shutting down
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kingshaming. is this anything
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typos caused by auto-correct are trampoline
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sex toys, chanting
king cock! king cock! king cock!
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dream
there was a tomato on the floor in a dream i had last night.
ask me anything
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every year i test myself to see if i'm still lactose intolerant and this year's results are: i'm lactose
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average day on the timeline https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4ZOo86TNEo
why is it fetish.church and not fetter-than.life?
sex toy, on sale
now wondering if i should buy a doxy instead, even though they are pricey
sex toy, on sale
i guess what i'm saying is: don't use it under your duvet if you do buy it
sex toy, on sale
lovehoney have a sale on and their knock-off magic wand has been reduced to £25
tempted to buy a new one, but then again the last one started smoking after 5 years of use 
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good night orson! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGeJtFkSd-M
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