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nsfw 

why yes i did spend the evening in a maid outfit and yes i did have my web cam on for some reason

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typos caused by auto-correct are trampoline

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Big change coming to Fetish Church -- it's no longer hyperlocal, anyone from anywhere can request to join. :heart_parrot:

sex toys, chanting 

king cock! king cock! king cock!

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dream 

there was a tomato on the floor in a dream i had last night.

ask me anything

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every year i test myself to see if i'm still lactose intolerant and this year's results are: i'm lactose

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why is it fetish.church and not fetter-than.life?

sex toy, on sale 

now wondering if i should buy a doxy instead, even though they are pricey

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sex toy, on sale 

i guess what i'm saying is: don't use it under your duvet if you do buy it

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sex toy, on sale 

lovehoney have a sale on and their knock-off magic wand has been reduced to £25

tempted to buy a new one, but then again the last one started smoking after 5 years of use :yikes:

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Anyone have suggestions how to make Fetish Church suck less?

Right now it's:

1. Hyperlocal -- I initially thought it'd be cool to create multiple instances, one for each major scene (London, NYC, Berlin, whatever). I can't even get the London scene to sign up for it.

2. Closed reg -- I figured more people would be willing to join if it were exclusive and closed, particularly with a mind for posting fet content. Things have not quite panned out like that.

I'm considering doing away with either or both of these ideas in order to try to make it a larger, more active community, but I worry it'll turn into a large, impersonal, nonconversational site that I'll have to spend a lot of time moderating. Any thoughts, particularly people who've moderated larger instances?

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🔞 London fetish community Mastodon server, running Hometown. Contact our street team for an invite.

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