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#fediblock mastodonapp.uk

- brand new instance that picked up shitloads of users immediately
- poorly moderated terf-island shit
- union jack logo (come on)

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keep mastodon weird
[scrolls through the tl]
okay, that's too weird, maybe dial it back a little bit

there's something extremely funny that is bdsm related but i cannot share it here because we have a no politics rule

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nsfw 

why yes i did spend the evening in a maid outfit and yes i did have my web cam on for some reason

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typos caused by auto-correct are trampoline

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sex toys, chanting 

king cock! king cock! king cock!

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dream 

there was a tomato on the floor in a dream i had last night.

ask me anything

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every year i test myself to see if i'm still lactose intolerant and this year's results are: i'm lactose

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why is it fetish.church and not fetter-than.life?

sex toy, on sale 

now wondering if i should buy a doxy instead, even though they are pricey

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sex toy, on sale 

i guess what i'm saying is: don't use it under your duvet if you do buy it

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sex toy, on sale 

lovehoney have a sale on and their knock-off magic wand has been reduced to £25

tempted to buy a new one, but then again the last one started smoking after 5 years of use :yikes:

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